World's first Pump-N-Burn Token Mechanism

The first hyper-hyper-deflationary token. This token is so useless, we will do everything in our power to buy it back — just so we can burn it and get rid of it.

Contract: 0x2cd2664Ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

First of its kind BSC project

Pump-N-Burn

So what do you do with a useless token? You burn it, of course! The magic and power behind this token is novel concept that we lovingly refer to as "Pump-N-Burn" — we have devised an app ecosystem with the explicit purpose of generating profit, buying back the token, and burning it straight to hell. This makes us the first hyper-hyper-deflationary token. Buybacks and burn — but on steroids!

Yes, you read that right: we loop company profits directly into buying and burning $USELESS. Many tokens try to monetize their projects, but you'll hear people saying “That’s great you’re monetizing that, but how does that help me as a token investor”? In our case, all corporate profit gets injected back into the token. This is the power of it all: Investing in $USELESS means you’re investing in the business, too.

0 Happy Clients

Well, to be fair we also have 0 unhappy clients. Why should a token have clients?

100% Transparent

That this token is useless and must be burned.

5 Days of Experience

Learned how to create website and token contract from watching Indian YouTubers.

0 Awards

Well, maybe we'll get some in the future for being so utterly useless.

1 Registered Corporate Entity

Now we're just going to have to figure out how to tell the IRS that we burned all of our profits.

6 Doxxed Team Members

People wanted to see our faces and names — probably for modeling inquiries, I'm guessing.

Contract Transparency

Read this section and check the links, so you don't have to ask me 5 million times in the chatroom if the LP is locked or burned.

1 Quadrillion Token Minted

Nowadays, you have to mint a Quadrillion or you're not cool. If you're feeling frisky, click the link to verify token creation.

250 Trillion Burned

Everybody is doing it, so why the hell not, you know that I can just mint 750 Trillion to begin with, but nooo, lets do this extra step.

Liquidity Creation

Here you can check the number of LP tokens created, which is important for the next section. Look at you go, reading all of this!

LP Locked

The total number of LP tokens locked should be the same from the LP creation, meaning that the initial LP is locked for 4 years.

Useless Tokenomics

The token contract is a total clone of some of the most popular meme projects right now, we did not change a lot from the initial contract, so holders should get a similar tax and reward.

Questions that will be asked a million times on tg

What kind of things are you looking to monetize?

Currently, we are building a whale-tracker app and an easy-to-use chart app for cryptocurrencies.

How many devs are on this project?

There used to be one dev and his dog, but they were pretty useless. Sure, he got this useless token off the ground and put some things together here and there, then handed the keys over to the community. As a community, we found a liquidity bug and relaunched the token. Since then, our community has formed a corporation and we have like, 6 devs, maybe.

Where can I learn more about your business entity?

Useless Crypto, LCC is a legally registered corporation in Utah, USA. Only doxxed members of the corporate team can access the multi-signature safe, which controls all corporation transactions and contract interations. Here is the Certificate of Existence for you to see for yourself.

How do I hang out with all you useless people?

Join us on Discord or Telegram and tell us how useless this token is for you, or don't, we don't care.

I can't buy. What should I do?

Uhh, maybe increase your slippage to 11-17%. Slippage amounts may vary due to trading volume and volatility. If that doesn't work, try changing the last number of the number of tokens you're trying to buy from like 0 to 1. Sometimes that fixes things, but we don't know why.

Do you really not have a whitepaper?

Ok, you got us! You can't really have a token without a Litepaper.

Is this a scam?

Are you freakin high? After reading all of these FAQs, this is the conclusion that you came up with, GTHO and go back to being useless.

I'm convinced! How do I buy?

contract: 0x2cd2664Ce5639e46c6a3125257361e01d0213657

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Buying on Android
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Our Team

David

David "False Flag / Carc" Wyly

Useless Not-the-CEO
Corporate Multi-Sig Keyholder

Jackie

Jackie "2pacsofcoors" Dutton

Useless Director of Marketing
Corporate Multi-Sig Keyholder

Lance

Lance "lynxbadger" Badger

Useless Director of Cloud Engineering
Corporate Multi-Sig Keyholder

Mitch

Mitch "Mitch" Meiss

Useless Director of Product
Corporate Multi-Sig Keyholder

Joseph

Joseph "rothgyr" Andrews

Useless Director of Public Relations
Corporate Multi-Sig Keyholder

Sheldon

Sheldon "Deathperil" Larsen

Useless Director of Software Engineering
Corporate Multi-Sig Keyholder